It’s pitch black and you don’t know where the fuck you are. Your head is #161 pounding and you’re pretty sure there’s #48 puke in your hai...

God dammit that second fucking 7-11 Chili Cheeseburger Bite was a bad idea. You’ve just spent the past hour playing your Bro in a best of 13...

Bros wipe their asses with $100 bills. I always hate hearing the fucking sob stories about kids needing to “work their way through college” ...

Bros aren’t fucking #100 Guidos . We don’t spend our entire lives taking steroids and working out so we can go to the fucking #45 club in...

All the good shit happens in the Spring. For the past few months we’ve been fucking cooped up inside in some weird holding pattern between t...

Laws don’t fucking apply to Bros. We do what we want, whenever the fuck we want to do it, and you better fucking believe we get away with th...

This fucking bitch didn’t know what she was getting herself into. It was clear the moment she saddled up next to you at the bar that she was...

Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t support child molestation and there’s nothing Bro about rape. I think people that do that shit ...

Bro Kings aren’t manufactured - they’re fucking born. I remember the first time I heard of him. Bill Simmons was going aspeshit on twitter d...

Girls will do fucking anything to get banged by Bros. Just fucking admit it - every action they take is done so that they can get to Pound T...