So what exactly is a Betch? Well, according to a website that blatantly rips this one off to the point where it’s teetering on the edge of fucking plagiarism, a Betch appears to be a female equivalent of a Bro. In fact, she enjoys many of the exact same things a Bro does, but in many cases just the exact opposite, you know, because they’re girls! Need some examples? How about Studying Abroad, Birthdays, (Giving Girls) Nicknames, (Not) Going on Dates, (Hating) Justin Bieber, (Hating) Clubbing, Pregaming, Spring Break, Fighting, (Hating) Graduation, (Not Caring About) The Environment, Las Vegas, (Loving) America, Sexting, Birth Control (Not Involving Condoms), Halloween, and basically every other fucking post they have, except of course for their HILARIOUS sendups about Salad, Eyebrows, Froyo, Bottled Water, Diet Coke, Sushi etc. In fairness, those last few are just pure genius ideas I couldn’t even think about claiming as my own. But how did they get all these ideas and more importantly what inspired them to make an identical website to this one? Luckily another fucking shitty website decided they deserved to be interviewed for their brilliant and groundbreaking work and asked them!
BANGSTYLE: What made you want to create the site?
BETCHES: Well, the site actually happened accidentally. We felt like a female voice was needed to counteract all this “bro” culture. You know, books like, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, and The Bro Manual.
ACCIDENTALLY!!! Purely an accident to create a website, originally titled “BetchesLoveThisSite.” Hmm, that’s such a distinct and original name, I really have NO FUCKING CLUE how they could ever come up with that. Admittedly, I took the entire format of this website from StuffWhitePeopleLike.com, but it’s not like I straight up copied everything from that guy and made it into StuffWhitePeopleWhoAreGuysLove.com or some shit, then when interviewed about it replied, “Oh, you know, it was a total accident, I wanted to provide a voice for, you know, guys, not just Whites in general.” Fucking please.
“BUT COME ON NYB, IT’S FLATTERY! THIS SITE IS JUST A SPIN OFF AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!” Fair enough, let’s actually give them the benefit of the doubt and take a glance at their so-called original and clever writing in one of their “accidental” posts, Sexting:
So it’s Sunday afternoon and you’ve just woken up, hungover as fuck and only moderately pleased to find that no one is sleeping next to you. After popping some advil, the next step is clear: look through your phone to see what kind of night you had.HMMMMM, that style of writing sounds familiar doesn’t it?!?!? I guess it’s just because it’s SOOO fucking similar to Tucker Max and “The Bro Manual” aka a book that doesn’t even exist. That MUST be it. It can’t be because I fucking write like that in pretty much EVERY FUCKING POST.
After you get through the extensive and quite boring rounds of “where r u!?” “by bar nxt 2 hot guy w big adams apl where r u” you move on to the more interesting shit. That’s when you see it, your Sunday morning regret of the week. Fuck. You’ve gotten drunk and sexted.
Sure, I’m probably coming off as bitter, but I’m not just defending my shit, I’m taking a fucking stand for Bros across the country. And it’s not like I’m just fucking pissed my work is getting copied for profit and notoriety, but they’re fucking stealing our souls in the process. The more girls that read all this shit proclaiming they’re fucking “in control” of Bros, the worse it is for America. Girls are reading that site today and thinking, “HOLY SHIT, this describes me exactly!!” But I’m fucking sorry girls, it doesn’t. Sure you went out, got wasted, and probably banged some random dude, but he’s not staring at his phone REALLY hoping you call him for a date or some shit. No matter what the fuck you want to call yourself, you’re still a fucking slam piece and he’ll always be a Bro.
It’s really sad that so many girls have fucking banded together to join this fucking “Betch” fantasy camp. I don’t blame girls for wanting to be Bros, I mean hey we all can dream. Fuck, I wanted to play in the NBA when I was like 8, but you know what, that shit’s not fucking happening.
The hilarious irony of all this shit is that girls are empowered by the fact that they’re these “Betches,” who supposedly think for themselves and don’t play by anyone’s rules, when all the while their entire existence is based on copying Bros. Fucking get your shit together, Betches. Why don’t you learn to fucking think for yourself or better yet, focus on an original and practical career that you didn’t fucking copy directly off a Bro and you might actually be good at, you know like “Homemaker.” Fucking hacks.
*Please note I did not mention the name of the offending website or link to it in the post, but if you’d like to visit it to see for yourself just Google, “Hack website written by girls who think they’re hot, but are most likely really fucking fat and ugly and will DEFINITELY be dying alone because cats don’t count.” Should be the first one! Enjoy!
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you've done it yet again NYB. that website needs to be taken down. theres nothing worse than random fuckin sluts who think they're as good as bros. i will most definitely be printing out this article and distributing it around campus.
more than true NYB
should have your lawyers contact them
bro chill out... just remember, they're sluts. its fine. let them have their fun for a bit, they'll pretend like they're important and their site matters. At the end of the day, they'll still end up shacking up with a bro and walking funny for a few days.
They wanna play with the big boys, thats fine, just play along. just know at the end of the day, they get rammed out while we get dome/sandwiches/sexts.
Life is good as a bro, gotta expect sluts will want to try and find their own equivalent. They just don't realize by finding that equivalent, it makes our lives even easier.
Fuck Betches, drink natty, and chill.
Laygendary post, someone's powerful intellectual property lawyer uncle needs to step in on this one
Spot on once again NYB. Fuck Betches.
about time this was addressed
as bitches normally do, they see something they like, they copy exactly. sexy becky gets uggs, the whole campus is wearing them a week later.
sue them, and then fuck them at rumors tomorrow night
broshiomogho atogwe
I tried googling, 'Hack website written by girls who think they’re hot, but are most likely really fucking fat and ugly and will DEFINITELY be dying alone because cats don’t count.', but unfortunately BetchesLoveThis.com didn't appear as a result. Is this some technological malfunction? Because it really should appear as the first result.
I bet you anything that site gets more hits today than ever before ...I for one won't be visiting
Bros, it's time to take NYB's lead and unite across America to take on this threat to bro-kind. A few money shots in their face should put them right back to what they really are - slampieces.
hooooooooooly fuck bro. iv heard of this site but i never checked it out. its fuckin brutal. whata hack job those sluts are pulling. they need to rename the site to "sluts love to think they're hot shit, when really they all suck dick after hearing 2 funny jokes" seriously this site is a fuckin embarassment. hahaha in the "winning" post, they say winning is when you dont answer a bbm. how much of a fuckin loser are you to think thats winning? winning is puking on the bar to get the bartenders attention, or wheeling a broad and going back to the bar when your done. this site needs to go bro
I wake up every Thursday and start the day with a choice read from this site. Every time it gets me primed for the weekend festivities. Upon hearing these sloots have gone and actually made a fucking site where they try and justify being borderline brain dead whores as a cool thing, I am at the point of cunt punting any broad who tries to act like this now. Get it through your heads, Bros are superior beings. These bitches need to choose a realistic life path; Slambot, housewife or fat ugly feminist donkey witch. These delusional sloots need to be reminded how the world works.
Outta control. Last saturday (I sent you the convo on FB, NYB) I got sooo blacked out that naturally every girl in the bar became known as, "slut." Some cried, some pussy ass boyfriends got in my face and finally the bro-hater bouncer made me leave via throwing me out by ragdolling me out the door because he was looking for a sympathy fuck from the betches I made cry. How many times does a fucking cunt get drunk as shit and make a bro cry by insulting him? None because we hold the power and they know it. Almost as bad as tite IX in my book, bros.
Just go and blast up the comment space on their website. I just saw that the other day and literally thought to myself "This is a complete hack job of NYB's work." They are fucking girls though, give it another couple weeks before they lose interest and forget they even had the site up.
you shouldn't have given them the free publicity, NYB
Yeah I recently came across this site too. It's hilarious how these retarded cumdumpsters think they can try to hang with Bros by making a slampiece version of the great BLTS. Of course, like everything created by women (other than delicious Thanksgiving dinners), it is a complete failure in every sense of the world.
I even came across some entry where they pathetically try to coin a new term ("Pros"), which is supposed to be the next step up from Bros. These closet fatties are too stupid to realize that the concept itself is impossible. Bros already are "Pros" at everything we do because we are the absolute top of society. We dominate at life in every respect. There is nothing above Bros because we are above everyone else already.
The shitty blog created by these bitches is mildly amusing, in the same way that a cartoon drawn by a 6-year old kid with downs syndrome is amusing - admirable, but ultimately terrible and useless. I wouldn't consider this a "threat" to Brociety. No group of whores, no matter how "betchy" they think they are, can ever come close to matching the humor or influence that Bros have over the world. Let these sluts have their little self-deluded online fantasy world - we all know that at last call tonight they will end up right back where they belong: on their knees taking a Bro load to the face like the good little cumdumpsters they really are.
Bro Life.
Fuck those skanks.
I just went to the site to check out their stupid garbage (I've seen some slampieces posting articles from it on Facebook before, back when they had OBVIOUSLY FUCKING RIPPED OFF THIS SITE just by their stupid site name, and read the VS Model article. The writing was clearly a rip-off of bro culture, but the comment section was the best. Seriously, stupid slampieces can't resist fighting and arguing with each other over the dumbest shit. One more reason bros are clearly better than skanks: we have community.
fuckin brocists can die.
Unfuckingbelievable. Those dumpster cunts. What a total sham.
Dumb broads can't even spell "bitches" right.
Whatever ugly ass bitch made that shitty site is pretty desperate. Its so pathetic how they think they can be bros. Get in the fucking kitchen and blow me u dumb fucking "betches"
This post had to happen. Thank you, NYB. Their site should meet a demise almost as ugly as its creators.
NYB
you should change NBA to MLL
also, dont fret about being "too harsh" or whatever. all that matters is that you definitely werent harsh enough
headbetches@betcheslovethis.com
Anybody want to leave a few words for these slampieces?
Sorry, didn't read. I don't care where you got the source of the word from. The word "betch" is for sorostitutes and high schoolers.
Otherwise keep up the good work.
No matter what the fuck you want to call yourself, you’re still a fucking slam piece and he’ll always be a Bro
words to fucking live by, goddamn
Awesome post NYB and I was beginning to wonder why there hadn't been a new post since the 17th clearly you were busy taking slam-pieces to pound town and cooking up this little gem. My only question is that according to the betches bros are supposed to evolve into pros. So what equivalent do we bros hold betches to evolve into? Homemakers?
Honestly, I don't normally leave comments to your posts, even though I always find them hilarious. I had to comment on this one, though. I am sick of girls trying to tell me that they can be bro's...when clearly, they cannot. The only girls that can even come close to being a bro are usually fat and repulsive, which automatically makes them unfit for bro status (since bro's are by definition better looking than everyone else). I don't ever remember seeing a team of girls dominate a beer pong for ten games straight. The only thing worse than a girl obsessed with bullshit celebrity gossip and shit like Twilight is a girl that thinks she is a bro...
Why do some whores insist on making horrible attempts to be funny? I see this sometimes when I'm hanging out with my Bros and a couple slampieces from our regular stable are over. My Bros and I will be ripping on each other or whatever we're watching on TV, having a good time, and the slams will be laughing and politely nodding because they're obviously trying to get fucked that night and don't want to look uppity. But every once in awhile, one of them will try to contribute a one-liner that inevitably ends up being horrible and totally kills the conversation, earning confused looks from everyone in the room.
Don't these sluts understand their own limitations? The female brain is incapable of creating humor - it's a scientific goddamn fact. The most "successful" female "comedians" in history are hideous dykes like Ellen and Roseann who couldn't tell a good joke to save their own lives. Pathetic.
Slampiece brain cells are solely devoted to controlling the dick-sucking and sandwich-making muscles. Leave the jokes to Bros, bitches. You're just embarrassing yourselves.
Nice post bro. Good to see you draw a line in the sand with these whores. That site is obviously made by a bunch of fat strumpets who cry themselves to sleep every night surrounded by empty pizza and Dunkin’ Donut boxes. This hungry, hungry hippo probably smells like a mix of vagisil and KFC.
NYB, in trying to copy your site, they attempt to make themselves appear the dominant party in Bro/slampiece relations. They have correctly interpreted a prevailing theme of being a bro, dominance. Complete dominance. However, these ‘betches’ improperly apply the principle. The following is from their top post where this cumfarter tries to establish she dominates bros.
“[1]So there's this bro you've wanted to hook up with for a while now. [2]Being the betch that you are, it's only a matter of time before you conquer him. [3]Obviously he'll be the one to make the first move, [4]as you're so hot that you're about as likely to pursue a bro yourself as you are to wear a corduroy skort to the bar tonight.”
1)This whore just said she wanted to hook up with a bro. This is not dominant behavior. Why hasn’t he banged her? She is ugly as shit.
2)Conquer a bro? Wrong, as bros we just take what we want and slampieces cry about it.
3)Wrong again, if this bro has seen you and hasn’t hit it yet, he isn’t going to. Bros will move on her friends all night, her only chance is for a wingbro to take one for the team.
4)Exactly, she isn’t going to pursue a bro. Why? I will repeat, she is ugly as shit.
Boom Roasted.
Had a former slammer confess to me months afterward that she, "tried to act like a boy, get drunk and sleep around," and that she hated it and herself no matter how hard she tried to pretend she didn't.
Being a woman - what a sorry fucking state of affairs. If I were born with a vagoo, I would hope to be Chinese, so that my parents would flush me down the shitter and try again.
the fact is all those sluts probably have an uncle "don't"
can we do that shit where we all look at their site and hit refresh til it explodes? thatd be tight
i don't get it. Is betch code for a girl who got molested by her stepfather which caused her to hate herself and be a slut just so she can feel like someone cares about her?
Who are these f-tards plagiarizing your site? F that. Take them to task like a true Virginia son.
I fully recant my previous comment. Read your post, then examined that other site...dear God. Awful.
Nothing but upper-middle class, Jersey Shore-wannabe filth on that site. More proof that any woman without a proper upbringing should not be acknowledged in a social setting.
Please accept my apologies.
EXPOSE THESE 'BETCHES'
After wanting to smash my computer screen in rage from seeing the brocist shit posted on the female site, I did some research. They try to sound so 'in' and all-knowing my impression was easily formed as some LA/NYC hot shit fashion-addicted bitches... I was wrong.
The author's of the site are from the BFE rural area of Roslyn, New York State. The following is public information that can easily be found on Google by searching several tags on their website:
'Betches LLC' is the so called company that these girls created to make it commercial, which can be found in the copyright information on their page.
http://www.lookupbook.com/directory/photography/ny/roslyn/betches-llc
^ Business listing, which is also public information displaying the location the business is registered to... middle of nowhere NY state....VERY fashionalbe..
http://www.realtor.com/property-detail/37-Woodland-Rd_Roslyn_NY_11576_b3b9d102?source=web
^ Public real estate listing
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
^Google Map street view
PATHETIC 'BETCHES'
no doubt these skanks are out of line
There's nothing more ridiculous than an uppity slampiece who pretends that she's on the same level as Bros.
"Betches"? It's spelled "bitches", you retarded cunts. Enough with this pathetic trying-to-reclaim-words bullshit. How about you reclaim some of my jizz into your throat, you dumb cumdumpster. Bitches don't run shit, Bros do.
These bitches are obviously the DUFF's of their group and they had to start some retarded "girl power" website one night after getting rejected by Bros for the millionth time because they were too fat and ugly. Listen, heffers - if you hit the gym once in awhile and lost some of that cellulite you might actually become fuckable eventually and you wouldn't have to cry yourselves to sleep at night after writing your shitty little blog.
No such thing as "betches" - only bitches who don't realize they're bitches.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
First of all "Betches" need to stop trying to make use of their bodies, brains and time for other purposes other than pleasuring Bro's because that's what they were made for, just as Bros were born to be the best at everything.
As shocking as this might be, I am actually a female but of a breed which you haven't described because it is extremely rare the "that-cute-foreign-girl-who's-always-tight-with-the-Bros" breed. I am a French/African girl who moved to the U.S (God bless America) a year and half ago, goes to private high-school (senior), lives with her 21 year old sister, but plays sports, has a 4.0 GPA and most of all is the Bros' sidekick by definition. The only female who practically lives in the Bro-pad, throws perfect 10s at the Bros, is always down for night outs and active shutting down of Bro-hating.
Regardless of the cultural background difference, I do understand and adore the Bro lifestyle and I seriously censure and punish Bro-haters such as the "betches" website. I am sorry that those lower breed of human-beings tried to plagiarize or replicate this MASTER PIECE BRO website but regardless, I have the satisfaction of knowing that no one can ever make anything half as good as what a Bro King engineered.
Once more, they proved our point that Bro-haters keep hating because deep inside, they want to be one but you can't be a Bro unless you were born to be the best at everything. Betches need to back down and just fulfill their duty of pleasuring Bro's as much as they can and stop trying to look "cool" or "smart" because we all know the only type of "brains" they are good with...
great post bro. those sluts can try to rise up, but they'll never be as smart and clever as bros. they can't even spell "bitches" right.
I would love to see a post about hating posers. those assholes that think that wearing lax pinnies makes a loser an automatic bro. faux bros as i call em. fuckin douchbags
as a girl who reads this site regularly, i must say that this is one of the most entertaining things the internet has thrown my way.
this cheap imitation site created by 'betches' is one of the most disgusting things i have ever read, and completely epitomizes why women have been, and probably will continue to be, the inferior gender.
i hate to put down my own group but these 'women' need a reality check. their attitude of entitlement and superiority is only attractive on a man- it makes girls look desperate, no matter how 'hot' or rich they are.
the pathetic rip-off of this site does nothing but cement the notion that girls are not funny
Bros, this is just like dealing with sororities in college. They may think they're equal to frats, but we all know that's not true. So let's just act like we're in college and use this bulls**t to further the glory that is being a bro.
FBGO Fucking Betches, Get Original.
That site is an obvious copy of your brilliant work. Those slam pieces will be nothing more than slam pieces
the really fucked up thing is that just cause a slampiece got off her ass and proved she knows how to write and read she gets all this attention. While NYB is a beacon of light and truth, he only has 600 more likes on fb than that batch bullshit!!!!!
another brosist double standard
Sluts will always say theyre not sluts even with a dick in their mouth. Same applies here. They think they arent slampieces and its tht kind of attitude that gets them to "enjoy themselves for once" aka get throat fucked by a bro.
I am so fucking appalled by the copycat "betches". This has GOT to be some kind of joke one of your bro's is playing on you because there is NO way a fucking "betch" can think about doing something like this. It's just sad. You said it all in this one NYB.
why do bros think telling betches to "get back in the kitchen" is an insult? isn't it obvi that our ultimate goal here is to be housewives?? we keep you blinded with blow jobs and delicious dinners while you pay for everything. while you're busy busting your asses at work all day, we'll be home "taking care of the house" and doing nothing... thanks again for the $100,000 ring and multiple credit cards. so when you're watching your future wife walk down the aisle just remember, that's the betch who won. and for all the bros out there who insist they'll never get married, we know it's bullshit. you could never resist getting beat in the ultimate dick measuring competition- who has the hottest wife.
How to humor a bitch:
"Uh huh, of course you're not a bitch. You're a 'betch'. That's pretty badass how you've reclaimed that term to show your high status. I totally respect that - you're definitely way cooler than the other girls I know."
5 drinks and a cab ride later....
"Now get on your knees and deepthroat my cock, you stupid bitch."
".........Ok."
Bros up, bitches down.
I'm a girl and even I fucking can't stand these stupid ass betches. They pride themselves on (not) fucking bros. That's why they're probably so bitchy- need to get laid. I know... back to the kitchen for me... but seriously- fucking love this website... so funny because everything on it is sooo true.
Just looked at this Betches site. You should file a lawsuit against them.
Princess Diana's limo driver did less damage to the progress of women than that site.
Chris Benoit's parenting is better than the writing on that site.
Courtney Love has had fetuses stabbed to death by clotheshangers whose brains are less scrambled than the incoherent, illogical noise on that site.
In closing, that site is not good.
haha, I had to go check out the pathetic waste they call a web site, and it has to be the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I looked at the froyo post and on the comments, half of them were bitches crying about how the post wasn't funny cuz they have eating disorders. GOOD. if you eat like a fucking animal you shud put 2 fingers down your throat till your pretty
Those writers are complete hacks. They attempt to replicate you but end up with something that resembles a drunk BBM. Their posts are really short and underdeveloped. "Betches" are too busy spending $9 at Starbucks, complaining about their weight, and doing absolutely nothing at the gym to write anything worth reading. No wonder they don't understand that their poorly developed ideas are simply justifications for their complete submission to the will of us bros.
Betches need to ask themselves a question. Does spending all your money on clothes, drinking expensive vodka, and being so pathetically drunk that your gay friend carries you home make you awesome? Bros might blackout but they never "need to be taken care of." Instead they spend their time banging hot girls and vandalizing anything that isn't theirs. Women don't stand a chance at equality if they think that they can do it by being drunk materialistic whores who claim that they are the female equivalent of a bros.
To be clear, I dont hate all women, just fucking betches who think that feminism means they can botch the bro lifestyle and claim it for women. Imitating bros doesn't change the fact that they're just insecure sluts tricking themselves into thinking they're as awesome as bros.
Solid gold NYB. My favorite part about this post was the compare/contrast work you did. Who knew that some shit they teach in college could actually serve a Bro purpose and aid in creating such an epic whore-roasting masterpiece.
The best part about being a Bro? We don't "like" bitches. We either would, or wouldn't let them aboard the Poundtown Express. And even if we wouldn't, we probably still would let them give us head before a hotter bitch got on the train later that night. And so when a bro of ours fucks a bitch we would also fuck, unlike a brain-damaged 'betch' who gets mad because she has a 3 track mind (dome/sandwich/cry), we give high-fives, buy shots, smoke blunts, and rejoice to not only celebrate our bro's conquest, but also because for ourselves we know were on our way to hooking up with a #169 girl-who-bangs-the-first-night and gaining a new #167 eskimo-bro. If this doesn't prove that bros are the most peace-loving, sophisticated, intelligent race of beings of on the planet, I don't know what will.
VVB
Notice to 'betches' or whatever this inferior, copy-cat subculture calls themselves. If you want to get fucked by bros, do not pretend you are one of us by thinking that you like to watch sports (you don't you just want to get slammed by bros). It'll be easier for you, and for us, if you knuckle up and realize the only way to get railed by bros is to bring us natty from the fridge and roll us spliffs, while flashing your titties.
tebro out
You all make me sick. Especially this guy-
Mr. McGibblets said...
"I wake up every Thursday and start the day with a choice read from this site. Every time it gets me primed for the weekend festivities. Upon hearing these sloots have gone and actually made a fucking site where they try and justify being borderline brain dead whores as a cool thing, I am at the point of cunt punting any broad who tries to act like this now. Get it through your heads, Bros are superior beings. These bitches need to choose a realistic life path; Slambot, housewife or fat ugly feminist donkey witch. These delusional sloots need to be reminded how the world works."
Are you fucking kidding me?? I'd love to see what you look like/ what your going to be doing with your life in the future you fucking loser. The way you talk about girls is disgusting. I'm sorry a girl broke your heart or cheated on you and its made you bitter, but you need to learn other ways to deal with it, because you sound like a fucking idiot. What would your mom say if she read this??
^^^ This stupid bitch never learned the difference between "your" and "you're." " I'd love to see what you look like/ what your going to be doing..." She must have attended public school.
^^Yeah, anon-bitch above is clearly a feminist fatty who's just bitter that the epic truth-bombs contained in this post and comments got dropped on her so brutally.
There is absolutely zero chance that this bitter fem-dyke is attractive. Why? Because she hates Bros, and we all know that only ugly bitches hate Bros. Hot slampieces love Bros because we are the most dominant alpha males in existence, and it's their biological imperative to take Bro loads in the cooter, a need that we graciously fulfill for them because we are so generous.
Granted, ugly feminist bitches are biologically attracted to Bros as well, but we are definitely NOT attracted to them because of their substandard looks and repellent personalities. Subsequently, they develop an intense hatred for us because 1) we will never indulge their desire to be taken to poundtown by us, and 2) we will openly ridicule them at every opportunity for being such whiny, dateless losers.
Hot slampieces are too busy improving their looks at the gym/salon/plastic surgeon's office or sucking Bro cock to bother trolling BLTS with jealous comments like those the anonymous slampig above posted. Enjoy crying yourself to sleep tonight with a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a marathon of Lifetime channel movies, cow. The winners of life (Bros) and their companions (slampieces) will be having a great time getting fucked up and fucking each other.
Bros always win. Feminists always lose.
As a lady, I really tried to like the Betches site, but UGH if you're a fucking moron don't try to compete with NYB. I mean, I think Bras need their own inspiration like NYB, but damn the bitches that write for Betches are fucking stupid. Why do women suck (rhetorical)
^Women suck because it's their only way to move up on the corporate ladder.
Ugh these fucking "betches" are disgusting get a life and don't live as a copycat it is pathetic and makes everyone hate you and feel sorry for your existence. Kthx betch
I'm a girl. I read both sites. Yours has been around way longer, and is way more cleverly written. And, while some or your stuff could be found "offensive", it's not nearly as bad as my own kind basically rolling over and deeming us all mindless whores who only eat their own post-BJ spit.
Awful just awful. The only people who read it are bros that read this post.
Fellow bros for you that are looking for the site it is actually "braslikethissite.com" which is border line fucking plagiarism. fuck betches get your own shit
Ew, WTF? Seriously, you need to calm your shit. Like just the tone of this post is SO angry and I get it kinda, like you feel ripped off and were venting, but these comments are ridiculous. The whole point of BetchesLoveThis.com is that just like many guys in college live a bro lifestyle there are girls who live betchy lifestyles. It's not copying bros, or girls wanting to be bros or anything fucking like that! FUCK NO I DON'T WANT TO BE A BRO!I have a vagina thank you and am quite proud. I like to drink and party and dress like a slut and vacay and take pride that I'm not poor or fugly and go to an expensive private college. OK? Does that make sense to all you bros? We don't hate on you for being bros so what's up with all this animosity? Do you really think we walk around all day thinking "Oh I'm just a cunt/bitch/slampiece who belongs in the kitchen or fucking a bro!" Don't answer dumbasses. Ok, cause that's not what girls walk around thinking and we'd be totally different people if we did! All female humanity would be insecure and personality-less and as great as that might sound it would be pathetic. Don't act like you don't like a girl with confidence, a girl who knows she's the shit, dresses like she's the shit, can make you laugh, is witty and skinny and loves to rage. CAUSE YOU TOTAL FUCKING DO.
It's just a funny website we can relate to. Some of the shit's exaggerated, like not eating. No the site's not actually promoting anorexia, but it's funny cause yeah we are gonna look down at that fat chick who scarfs down carbs like she's at an all-you-can-eat buffet. If you ACTUALLY READ IT you'd seriously like it. And anyway who gives a shit if you don't because they have more than twice as many followers as this site. Just check Facebook. So no one gives a fuck if you came first. Oh wah, look who's the bitch whining about it jeez. What? TFM can have TSM, but you bros refuse to believe betches exist? Who did you think joined sororities? Who did you think that girl was who got a brand new Mercedes her sophomore year of high school even though she hadn't even gotten her permit yet, exclusively shops in boutiques and shopping areas with "Village" in the names, spends every summer in a different country, religiously gets her hair and nails done, go to the gym and get brunch with her besties? You already know these girls. So calm down the profanity, pop a Xanax and smoke some weed cause you need to chill and realize betches exist.
^ Shut the fuck up, slut.
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