MMA has become the bro’s triathalon. It used to be a point of pride for bros to
say they were getting all jacked up and in shape to run the Ironman, but these days its much sweeter to say you are training to be a cage fighter. I’m pretty lucky that I got a scar above my eye from a drunken fall in college, because now whenever girls ask about it I can tell them it’s from my ultimate fighting training. I always throw in that I would go pro, but I made a promise to my mother I wouldn’t. That shit always works. Sluts.No matter what style of mixed martial arts training you specialize in, bros can all agree on one thing: They claim to have known Kimbo Slice was a phony. Yeah we all worshipped his Youtube videos where you see him knock the shit out of that dude in the backyard, and sure we had Kimbo Sice posters hanging in our room, but when he failed, bros made sure to tell everyone and their mother that, “I knew from the day he set foot in the Octagon that he didn’t have the skills to compete.” It’s also important to include the fact that he was a stand up fighter and couldn’t fight on the mat, because this makes it seem like you actually know the technique of mixed-martial arts. Also, anyone that thinks Kimbo Slice is still a solid fighter is a bro-hater.
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Awesome site. After I stumbled upon it, I quickly realized the legitimacy of my bro-ness. Keep up the great pro-bro work.
This looks like the douchebag handbook. Do you also recommend orange sprayon tans and making kissy faces when getting your picture taken?
WHOOP! WHOOP! Looks like we got a bro-hater! Why don't you go to the library or the laser tag arena with all the other bro-haters, bro-hater!
Get it right dude;
Bro=wasted face Guido=kissy face
Bro=polo shirt Guido=muscle shirt
Bro=backwards hat Guido=NO HATS - can't ruin the blowout
the site is the most jbro thing ive ever seen. RIP beer lodge
Well, Anonymous, you obviously don't like this site. I can tell you that even though I never have and never will read your site that I would definitely hate it. But I'm pretty sure there is one thing we can agree on: Bros are the shit.
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I pulled that horseshoe out, and I beat him over the head with it! Woooo."
"Heck, I may even get on top of my wife tonight"
-Brock Lesnar...such a bro he has bro in his legit name.
Take Kimbo off the post. Hes a shit fighter in UFC. Other than that keep up the brotacular work.
Guido ain't bro. Bro is frat. This website is super brotastic
Ultimate fighters are also the ultimate bros. They don't have to roll deep or even have a big guy with them to dominate everything they lay their eyes on. If anyone wants to start some shit, all they have to do is hit them with a quick combo or submit their bro-hater asses on the ground. Best of all you never know when a guy is an ultimate fighter, unless he's wearing some kind of Tapout shirt or something. I saw a 170-lb cage fighter friend of mine drop a big guy with a single punch to the throat. Plus he was so drunk he didn't even remember doing it when we told him about it the next day. God that guy was a bro. Bros are the shit.
Nothing like getting geared up with your bros, heading out to Hooters, knocking down a few brews, and watching the fights. I ran into this bra while watching UFC 101. A few drinks later, and I was in her guard on the floor of her shore house. Enter bro heaven.
MMA was created by a divine bro power. MMA not only showcases which martial art is the most effective in bro to bro combat, but it also shows the world who is the ultimate bro. Raise your drink and bend over your slam piece in honor of the most bro sport ever...MMA
When watching Ultimate Fighting, bros gotta be loud. Anonymous bro is correct, Hooters is the ideal land for killer fights and cold brewskis, and it rules because it encourages bros to be loud and yell shit like "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!" or "BRO, HIS FACE JUST GOT FUCKED UP!"
more like kimbro slice
any body hating on Kimbo slice is a racist
First of all I like watching MMA. That said, boxing is (was) a better sport. The reason MMA has gotten so popular is because the heavyweight division's been shit since 2002. The Manny-Floyd fiasco's not helping.
90s boxing (Tyson, Holyfield, Lennox, de la Hoya) > MMA > today's boxing
I am a bro in high school and I go to the boxing gym down the street. I tell all the slam pieces at my high school that I am training for some fights I have coming up this summer, and I am pretty much worshipped.
alright totally agree that Kimbo Slice can't fight in the octagon but anyone who's seen him loose will know he lost to a fat ass who could only lay on him and hit him in the face.
the bro hater above me is stupid as fuck. obviously not a real MMA fan or he would know that Broy "big country" nelson is legit. did u see him fuck up steven strouve? one shot knockout power on a 6'11 guy. oh and i fucking 100% agree. anyone who thought kimbo slice was legit is obviously a stupid poser bitch who thinks he knows MMA. i train in BJJ and muay thai and i fucking laughed at my not-so-bro friend who said that kimbo would win TUF10. fucking joke.
BROCK LESNAR IS THE SHIT!!!!!!! BIGGEST BRO EVER!!!!!! FUCKING CHAMP BABY!!!!!!!!
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